Koh Phangan

Arrived in Koh Phangan on 27th December 2010 by boat. The weather once again pored down with rain. Lauren said it will brighten up when she arrives, but I think the weather decided to keep raining due to her rancid vag crying for help.

The half moon party was the next day and we really wanted to go, but the cost and me crashing out for 2 hours made the girls think I was not up for it so they spent the day getting stoned. Me and Vicki decided to get up early the next day to catch the end of the party, but when we arrived the party was over. We asked a few people how the night was and they said it was the best night of their life. This made me and Vicki feel gutted that we had missed it, but we have the photos to prove we made it.

George and Vicki at Half Moon Party

George Half Moon

After this downer I decided I needed some Muay Thai boxing training so we headed to the boxing arena where I met my new trainer M.

George boxing

George and M boxing

That night we went to watch a live boxing match at M’s arena. On the way to the fight Vicky crashed her motorbike with Lauren on the back. She came to a corner going up the steepest hill in Ko Phangan when she went on the wrong side of the road and dropped the bike. Me and Jacqui were waiting at the top of the hill for a while laughing as we could see they were ok thinking, how did that happen.

Tony in the back of truck

Boxing

After the boxing we went to a pool party where the girls jumped in the pool and Jacqui could not help getting her tit out as she climbed out the water. I asked Lauren to punch me as hard as she could in the stomach as I enjoy getting beaten up. We could not get the punches hard enough so we moved onto the kicks which winded me. We got a few strange looks while this moment of erotica was going on.

Lauren Jacqui

Dancing

Jacqui scarecrow moves

Vicki Lauren Jacqui

Jacqui’s Tit

Vicki and Lauren’s elbows

We had to find Lauren and Jacqui some accommodation the next day as we could not all fit into Easy Life Bungalows due to noise complaints. Me and Jacqui went searching for a new home and found the perfect place in the ghetto.

Lauren and Jacqui’s new home in the ghetto

Jacqui and Vicki

George and Lauren

I went for some further Muay Thai boxing training New years Eve where I knocked myself out landing on my lower back. It took M a while to get me off the floor using his Thai massage technique. I felt absolutely fucked after this, seeing stars and had a 45 minute drive to get back to the bungalows. I got on the scooter and still could not see, the road looked blurred and I was bent over the bike trying to keep my back straight driving at 10 kmh. The police noticed me, pulled me over and said “What have you done, Muay Thai Boxing,” I replied “Yes” and they said: “Ok on your way.” These Muay Thai shorts seem to get you out of a lot of trouble so I’m going to have to wear them more often. I got some drugs from the Chemist so I could go out New Years without the wheelchair.

Me, Lauren, Jacqui and Vicki got ready in the Ghetto. We painted up our bodies with UV paint, adding our 20 baht price to all out backs, our first price we offer to pay for anything in Thailand. Tony and Christie did not make it out New Years due to the rain but it was only raining where we were staying.

Lauren and Jacqui

Vicki (20 baht)

George’s mushroom

George

Lauren, George and Jacqui

Jacqui, Vicki and Lauren

When we hit the beach we had just made the countdown due to the traffic. Fireworks went off and there were crowds of people on the beach with bars lined up playing different types of music. I’m not sure what Jacqui had taken when we got to the beach but apparently it was just a bucket that turned her into a dirty bitch. It was like she had never seen the sea before, jumping in the waves and seeing how far out she could swim.

George pissing out of the back of the truck on the way

Fireworks

Jacqui running into the water

Vicki, Lauren and Jacqui

Lauren and George with the ecstasy glasses

We spent most of the night at the drum and bass bar where we absolutely skanked. My back felt fine due to the amount of pain killers I had taken but every now and again Lauren had to bend me over in the sand and stick her knee into my back. I met some guy who gave me a meth substitute pill which probably didn’t make much difference to my dance moves as I dance like a nutter at the best of times.

Vicki and Lauren

We had lossed Hungry Vag and decided to take a trip to mushroom mountain. We got two mushroom shakes which we didn’t really want but drank anyway. Luckily they did not do much, as I did not want to be out of control. We found Hungry Vag strolling up the beach later on and she explained that she had just been feeding her vag with sausages as it was really hungry and she may have been rapped by hat and glasses for using his shower.

Mushroom Mountain

Mushroom shakes

Vicki searching for Laurens 1000 baht

Jacqui and Vicki

George and Lauren smashed on water

Random buried on the beach as he was so ruined

Our beach

The day after New Years we spent in the ghetto where we had a smoke and a drink. Christie was making up for her lame attempt of going out at New Years by getting smashed on JD and starfishing Lauren and Jackies bed knocked out.

We visited our beach and the waterfalls where it poured down with rain.

Waterfall

We went to see my trainer M fight that evening where we met his wife N. I thought this has to be a joke how can you be called M and N lol. M won his fight, video below.

M fighting

We were invited to M’s 30th birthday at his boxing arena the next day. This was quite an experience as it was me, Vicki, Lauren, Jacqui and a bunch of Thais drinking Regency and Vodka. I felt like shit the next day so I renamed Regency to a bottle of M.

Ms birthday